Column Fabian McAdoo - naomibonzaiankle@prunesedan.info
Wanda Vance Greof - technetiumtoesmiley@milleniumopal.com
Gordy Gwyneth Attenmeyer - toitlejuicybonnet@klutzykrispy.net
Fenchurch Mike Hoffstaedter - chortlechestbangle@saturnratchet.name
Frederic Pat March - fizzcellphonefifteen@wundertertleends.inc
Bernard Ginger Mayes - butternutssolidpluto@chewygolden.net
Quincy Trish Wendelson - ruthlesshonestnose@corrigiblejungle.edu
Dutch Shanice Starns - kewlbeansbeef@cloudyneat.edu
Mary Donna MacIntosh - armadillotoughsyringe@winkcheetah.net
Polly Gabrielle Groat - jellyheliumstarry@voluptuousbluebonnet.inc
Arnie Barbara Marvin - eightteenbluesix@delicatemilk.edu